Hello, and welcome to "Dumb Blondes Eat Forks". This is the first word-cast I have done of this show so far, so don't worry if it's a little bit random, because my motto is "Because Random Is Good ... Very Good...". So, yeah. Let's see what our first segment today is. Let's pull a piece of magic paper out of our very magicalish "Box Of Mystic Wonders"... ITS MYSTICISH! Okay, the "Box Of Mystic Wonders" has spoken! Our first topic today is why I called this show "Dumb Blondes Eat Forks". Well, I called it this for a very retarded reason. Because, at lunch today, I saw something very stupid. A person had apparently gone to a magic show, and there had been a sword swallowerererer. So we asked him what it looked like. So he showed us. He took his plastic fork, stuck the sharp end into his mouth, and the next thing you know, he's being carted off to the emergency room! Good luck, Fred! Okay, next topic, Oh Great "Box Of Mystic Wonders"! It Has Spoken! Our next topic is credit cards. Credit cards are very helpful, especially if you're a robber (I'm not admitting anything!). They can also be very funny cartoon characters. I think I'll make one now! I call him Credity Cardy. He's sooooooo cute! (I'll post him soon, just wait...) NEXT TOPIC! The " Box Of Mystic Wonders" says that our next topic is to be ... Stupid people! What a fun subject! Well, I've heard of a wedgie. I've heard of a swirlie. But never have I heard of someone blowing a whistle in your ear, and the victim jumping as a form of torture. Well, anyway, I saw a person, and he was being all evil, and took out a whistle. So he blew it in someone's ear, and the person jumped so high, he hit his hand on the edge of a table he was sitting at. And, the funniest part is, it was repeatitory! Well, that's all the time we have this week, on "Dumb Blondes Eat Forks". Join us next week (or whenever I get around to posting another one of these). See ya! But don't forget to leave your random and funny and retarded and silly and stupid and awesome and screwy comments here! Bye!
- Mood:
Neutral - Listening to: Evanescence
- Reading: Manga of all sorts
- Watching: The Five New Episodes of Spongebob
- Playing: Around on deviantART
- Eating: Italian Candy
- Drinking: Mountain Dew, Pepsi, water, Switch...
Word-Cast 1 of "Dumb Blondes Eat Forks"
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> > >
> > > ELEVEN
> > > You walk really slow when you're with them.
> > >
> > > TEN:
> > > You feel shy whenever they're around.
> > >
> > > NINE:
> > > You smile when you hear their voice.
> > >
> > > EIGHT:
> > > When you look at them, you can't see the other
> > > people around you, you just see him/her.
> > >
> > > SIX:
> > > They're all you think about.
> > >
> > > FIVE:
> > > You realize you're always smiling when you're
> > ; > looking at them.
> > >
> > >
> > > FOUR:
> > > You wou ld do anything for them, just to see
> them.
> > > > > >
> > >
> > > THREE:
> > > While reading this, there was one person on your
> > > mind this whole time.
> > >
> > >
> > > TWO:
> > > You were so busy thinking about that person, you
> > > didnt notice number seven was missing
> > >
> > >
> > > ONE:
> > > You just scrolled up to check & are now silently
> > > laughing at yourself.
> > >
> > >
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> > > *
> > >
> > > * send this to at lest 5 people in the next 10
> >min.
> > > And something good will happen
> > > Because you read this you will get kissed on
> >friday.
> > > BREA K IT and your crush will ask someone else
> out.
> > > Tomorrow will be the best day of you life. How
> > > ever,if you don't send this to at least 10
> people,
> >by
> > > at least 1am, you will have bad luck for the
> rest
> >of
> > > your life. Just copy, paste and you will get
> kissed
> > > on friday. DON'T send it back to the person who
> >sent
> > > it to you TAG UR IT!! This is so scary. Send
> this
> > to
> > > 15 people in 143 mins. when you are done p re ss
> F6
> > > and you crushes name will appear
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I'm still silently laughing
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Is it really nieve to want to believe in people?- Ugly Betty
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Why must L die?!?!?
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Sometimes
I
Feel like a monster.
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And Times
I
Feel like a saint
-favorite disease
TFK
1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they dont like you.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
6. You mean the world to someone.
7. If not for you, someone may not be living.
8. You are special and unique.
9. Someone that you dont even know exists loves you.
10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.
12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably wont get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.
13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.
14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.
15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great. Add this as a comment to ten of your friends tonight and at midnight your true love will find you. Something good will happen to you at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. Whoever breaks this chain letter will be cursed with 10 relationship problems for the next ten years tag ur it!!!!! send this to 15 ppl in the next 143 min. and then press F6 and your crushes name will appear in big letters!! it works.... but if you break the chain.. you will be cursed w/ relationship problem
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"I'm turning 45 tomorrow! YAY! Or should I say yay?"- A statment by my dad one day before his 45th birthday.
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